What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."
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